Toothpaste Tube Birthday
Today's holidays leave me with many questions: What came first, the toothpaste or the tube? And why does it always rain on Victoria's birthday? What did she do to deserve this? Did she squeeze the tube from the middle? How do they get that minty fresh paste inside a toothpaste tube? And why mint? If parsley is a natural breath freshener, why don't they make parsley toothpaste? What did people do before toothpaste? Do we really care?
5 Comments:
I have heard of some people who don't brush their teeth at bedtime because they don't like that minty fresh paste!??
strange but true.
Who is victoria anyways, and how come she gets a day and i dont?!!
You know, she's been dead for over a 100 years, isnt' it time to get over her?
Yeah really, you know when you think about it how do you officially get your own holiday and has there been no one greater in the last 100 yrs. Are the days of declaring new holidays past. What is this world coming to.
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