Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Mary Kate & Ashley's Birthday

Sooo....Mary Kate & Ashley have survived anorexia and made it to the ripe old age of 20. I remember when they were toddlers on Full House...good times...Actually, I really didn't like that show so much. I liked Uncle Jesse (John Stamos) a lot, even with a mullet, so I guess that's why I watched it...although he'll always be Blackie (General Hospital) to me.

Speaking of Black...I have to take a stand once and for all and defend my undying love and affection for Jack Black. What is not to love? He loves kids, he has a wicked sense of humour, he's built like a teddy bear and he doesn't judge women based on appearances. Some of you should try to be a little less shallow and more like my Jack. So he's not George Clooney. Do you really want to date a man that's prettier than you? I like real men. Jack Black is a real man. And though I have not yet seen Nacho Libre, I think that he is very courageous to take on a role that involves turquoise spandex and a cape. How many of you can say the same (I mean, other than Kirk, who does it for free)? I have yet to hear one good argument why Jack Black is NOT hot. A real argument. (BTW: "Yurr...Jack Black is gay." is not a real argument.) So bring it on...I've had two positive, life-speaking posts and I'm ready to disagree with someone...anyone...

12 Comments:

At June 13, 2006 3:07 p.m., Blogger Cassidy said...

Here is my tragic story about Mary Kate and Ashley (and no, i did not damage them in any way.)

You see, I thought that they were the same age as me, until one day, they just decided to myseteriously turn 18 without telling me. How rude.

 
At June 14, 2006 11:45 a.m., Blogger Scottie said...

shallow hal...

 
At June 14, 2006 2:46 p.m., Blogger Kim said...

Jack Black looks like an evil monkey. George Clooney-yuck! I have nothing else to say!

 
At June 14, 2006 4:44 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jack black is gay...No "e"

On the other hand, George Clooney...mmmmmm, he's got it all. He has robbed a Casino (Oceans 11), broke out of jail (O brother where art thou), and captained a boat through a herendous storm right before dieing(Perfect Storm). Though i have to say the perfect storm argument sucks, since it was a horrible movie.

And again I say, jack black is gay

 
At June 14, 2006 5:42 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your mom is gay.

 
At June 14, 2006 5:42 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your mom is gay.

 
At June 15, 2006 11:01 a.m., Blogger Cassidy said...

Jack Black is not my hero.

 
At June 15, 2006 11:27 a.m., Blogger Scottie said...

nor mine, but i do think i will enjoy the stupid humor of nacho libre...

 
At June 15, 2006 11:30 a.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

jack black really should have taken acting lessons or at least been awake durning the "one" he did take .cant dance ,cant sing ,could not act his way out of a wet paper bag....AND BEING GAY IS NO EXCUSE FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO ACT. I will pray that he will grow as a actor and a good part will come his way .
Y.L.H

 
At June 15, 2006 12:19 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, Scottie...stupid humour...you've got to stop tempting me.

 
At June 15, 2006 2:38 p.m., Blogger Scottie said...

way to be strong steph... so proud...

 
At June 29, 2006 5:33 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

i have noooooooo recolection of the matter in question..see ya in the fall

 

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