Sunday, October 15, 2006

I'm a Slogger, Baby

My name is Not Neves....and I am a slogger.

For those of you who are dying to celebrate something, I have discovered that October has something for almost all of my friends. If you are my friend and I do not list a holiday for you, SUCK IT UP, PRINCESS. I can say that because I am personally celebrating National Sarcastic Month. I'll speak life to you in November.

For Yurr, October is Chevy Truck Month.
For PP, October 12th was International Moment of Frustration Scream Day (I don't care if you celebrate late.)

For Tim, October 14th was Dessert Day. (The day you can have your cake and eat it, too?!?)
For Scottie, October 3rd was Virus Appreciation Day. (For everything, give thanks.)
For Robyn, October 2nd was Tickle Me Elmo Launch Anniversary Day (1997).

I also discovered upon reading today's bulletin that October was Pastor Appreciation Month. There is nothing like leaving your congregation for five weeks to ensure you get proper appreciation upon your return. Great timing, Nacho. This one's for you.

Why Kirk Is the Best Pastor Ever
Kirk is the best pastor ever because he is real. He desires God's truth in his own life and for the lives of everyone around him. He steps over fear and intimidation and invites the Spirit to move through him and throughout our church body. He craves more of God and actively seeks to be closer to Him.

Kirk is the best pastor ever because he is flawed. He (though highly intelligent...a genius some might say...okay, he might say) is not above humbling himself to apologize to someone whom he may have offended or to admit that he doesn't always have the answers. He even, on occasion, has a really bad hair day (hehe).

Kirk is the best pastor ever because he inspires. He doesn't just present the Word of God, he makes it come alive and challenges us with it. You may leave a service feeling convicted, but never condemned.

Kirk is the best pastor ever because he has an awesome sense of humour. Okay, maybe this isn't a qualification for Pastor of the Year Award, but it certainly helps put some things in perspective. We are meant to enjoy this life God has given us, and let's face it, we all love to laugh (or snort, from time to time).

While I love and appreciate all these things and more about Kirk, I realize that he is only the best pastor ever because God has placed an anointing on his life. So thanks, God, for blessing us with our pastor, our friend, our travelling companion (on highways both literal and spiritual). May we show our appreciation to and for him, not just this month, but throughout the year.


15 Comments:

At October 16, 2006 10:48 a.m., Blogger Scottie said...

amen, amen, amen... good words steph...

plus the virus thing is funny too... well now that i am healthy it is... won't be later i am sure... oh yeah, give thanks...

 
At October 16, 2006 2:14 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looking back on the virus comment, I can understand why you asked me what I meant. Because I may or may not have been referring to YOU as the virus and reminding myself that I am SUPPOSED to be thankful for everything....

 
At October 16, 2006 3:01 p.m., Blogger Scottie said...

love that honesty...

 
At October 16, 2006 11:48 p.m., Blogger Kirk said...

Wow I read this post tonight after Bible Study and while I hardly feel worthy to receive such praise at the same time I do appreciate what you have written. It's funny some of the strengths you've listed are the very things that I am given the most grief about. I definitely recieve more love then hate and do love where God has placed me. Thanks to everyone.

 
At October 17, 2006 3:52 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sloggers, Sloggers, Sloggers, They are plagueing us, what are we to do.

 
At October 17, 2006 6:24 p.m., Blogger Cassidy said...

I dont even have a special day dedicated to me. I know that im suppose to 'suck it up,' but its just so hard. I will probably cry myself to sleep tonight. National Virus day?! They have this but no "NATIONAL-BEST-BABYSITTER-IN-THE-WHOLE-WIDE-WORLD-NOT-TO-MENTION-THE-COOLEST-TEEN-EVER-DAY!?!?!" Come on. What is this world coming to.

 
At October 18, 2006 9:47 a.m., Blogger Scottie said...

i find it interesting how the boy who does not have a blog feels that he has the right to call others sloggers... does this seem "off" to anyone else???

 
At October 19, 2006 2:13 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tassy you cannot have a national holiday like "Grandparents Day" or "Pastor Appreciation Month" because those are days dedicated to groups of people. You are unique. You are THE best babysitter. The one, the only Tassy. And how could we pick only one day to dedicate to you? That is why, in our hearts, every day is Tassy Day. XO

 
At October 19, 2006 5:29 p.m., Blogger Cassidy said...

**Tear Tear** That is the most beautious thing anyone has ever said to me.

 
At October 19, 2006 8:41 p.m., Blogger Kim said...

Aw, now wasn't that special!(spoken like the church lady). I do agree with everything except that Kirk has bad hair days! Also, shmanks for the frustration scream day, actually I have kind of turned into a week thing. Is there a penalty or something for that? p.s. No I will not have those papers copied by Friday afternoon! I do have other things to do! Like 10,0000 photcopies for Susan a day! Oh yeah and coloring!

 
At November 02, 2006 6:08 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

with all the commenting you do you should use some of that typing energy and make a new post.

 
At November 03, 2006 9:40 a.m., Blogger Scottie said...

with all the criticism that anonymous offers, they should at least tell who they are...

 
At November 08, 2006 9:44 a.m., Blogger Scottie said...

almost been a month... that's all..

 
At November 08, 2006 6:26 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

...and yet you keep coming back...

 
At November 08, 2006 9:07 p.m., Blogger Cassidy said...

...er...new post?

 

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